Description
Features:
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100% Cotton Corduroy: Soft, durable, and breathable for year-round comfort.
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Unstructured Six-Panel Design: Low-profile silhouette with a relaxed, vintage-inspired look.
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Cotton Twill Sweatband & Interior Taping: Adds comfort for all-day wear (and all your dairy-free adventures).
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Six Embroidered Eyelets: Keeps things cool and airy.
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Adjustable Strap with Gold-Tone Buckle: Provides a custom fit for every head.
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Playful Embroidery: “LACTOSE CAN’T TOLERATE ME, ACTUALLY” stitched boldly across the front — equal parts clever and relatable.
Care Instructions:
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Spot clean gently with a damp cloth.
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Avoid machine washing or drying.
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Air dry and store in a cool, dry place to preserve shape and embroidery.





















Perfect. Simple. Seriously amazing gift
Very cute, soft, and comfortable to wear. I love it!
New favorite hat and one day in it’s already getting love from strangers
exactly what the mock up looked like! glad to have something to visibly show my loathing.